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The X-Files
Theme (wav)720K
The X-Files
Theme (au)360K
The X-Files
Theme (mid)14KB
The X-Files
Theme (mid)112KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder)Tell me i'm crazy,(Scully)Mulder youre
crazy (wav)37KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder) did you see what he did to my phone (Scully)
so what are we supposed to charge him with assulting a cellular
phone (wav)48KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Scully)I don't know how you could think that
what they say is even remotely plausible. (Mulder)I think its
remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot.
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Mulder and
Scully-(Scully)And the he sort of flew at me, like a
flying squirrel. (Mulder)Wh, well i don't think i'd use the
term flying squirrel when i talk to skinner, but, yeah thats
what happened. (wav)105KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Scully)Well its obviously not a vampire. (Mulder)Well,
why not.(Scully) Because they dont exsist
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Mulder and
Scully-(Scully)Why do you always have to drive? Because
your the guy? Your the big macho man?. (Mulder)No. I was just
never sure your little feet could reach the pedals
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Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder)Ah there's an intersection up here, your
gonna wanna, Scully youre gonna wanna, You just ran a stop sign
back there Scully! (Scully)Shut up Mulder (Mulder)Sure fine
whatever. (wav)130KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder)I was told once that the best way to regenerate
body heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with some body
eles who was already naked. (Scully)Mabye if it rains sleeping
bags you'll get lucky. (wav)207KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder)I thought you weren't answering your cellphone.
(Scully)Then why d'you call? (wav)207KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder) You really believe that story(Scully)
That story happens to be highly classified (Mulder) A highly
classified lie (wav)73KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder)Dana? He never even knew your first name.
(Scully)Are you going to interupt me or what? (Mulder)No go
ahead...Dana. (wav) 158KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Scully) Why would he leave his own country to
come here? (Mulder) Free cable (wav)38KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Scully) However i must remind you this goes against
the bureau's policy of male and female agents consorting in
the same motel room while on assignment(Mulder) Try any of that
crap on me scully, i'll kick your ass.
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Mulder and
Scully-(Scully) Nonsensical repetive behavior is a common
trait of mental illness(Mulder) Trying to tell me something?
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Mulder,
Scully and Skinner-(Scully)Mulder, please just keep reminding
me that you were drunk. (Mulder)Would you stop that. Just stop
it. (Skinner)Scully, Mulder. (Mulder)I was drugged.
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Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder) One girl was just abducted(Scully) Kidnapped
(Mulder) Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to (wav)61KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Scully) Mulder (Mulder) You okay (Mulder) I feel
better than you look (wav)73KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Scully) 75% Blood loss, thats over 4 litres of
blood (Mulder) Could say the man was running on empty
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Mulder and
Scully-(Scully) Those lights the driver saw, may have
been swamp gas. (Mulder) Swamp gas? (Scully) Ita a natural phenomenom
in which phosphene and methane rising from decaying organic
matter ignite, creating globes of blue flame. (Mulder) Happens
to me when i eat Dodger dogs... (wav)185KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Scully) Thats spooky (Mulder) Thats my name isn't
it (wav)26KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder)Scully? (Scully)Yes? (Mulder)Marry Me.
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Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder)Religion is mascared as the paranormal
since the dawn of time to justify some of the most horrible
acts in history. (Scully) I was raised to believ that god has
his reasons however mysterious. (Mulder) He may well have his
reasons, but he seems to use a lot of psychotics to carry out
his job orders. (wav)161KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Scully)He had big buck teeth? No he did'nt. And
thats significant how? (Mulder)I'm just trying to be through.
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Mulder and
Scully-(Scully)Mulder did you see their eyes? If I were
that stoned...(Mulder) Ooo, if you were that stoned what?.
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Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder)Imagine if you could come back and take
out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they
be? (Scully)I only get five? (Mulder)I remembered your birthday
this year did'nt i Scully? (wav)124KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder)Scully at the risk of you telling me "i
told you so" I think its time for you to get down here and help
me. (Scully)I told you so. (wav)73KB
Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder) They're getting away with it Scully.
(Scully)They've gotten away with it Mulder.
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Mulder and
Scully-I can neither confirm or deny agent Mulder's version
of events which occured outside my presence. (Mulder)I can neither
confirm or deny agent Scully's version of events, but um (Scully)Anyway
I was drugged. (wav)160KB
Scully-Did
he have a light saber? (wav)17KB
Scully-Man
that guy really pisses me off. (wav)17KB
Scully-Somebody
is accessing my computer. (wav)45KB
Scully-It's
a dead cow... (wav)17KB
Scully-Yesterday
morning when i arrived at work. You were characteristicly exhuberent.
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Scully-Mulder
you're nuts. (wav)31KB
Scully-I
spend hours on my feet doing an autopsy all you, i do it all
for you Mulder. (wav)52KB
Scully-Heart
weighs 370g, tissue appears healthy. Left lung weighs 345g,
tissue appears healthy. Large intestine 890g, yada-yada-yada
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Scully-Her
name is bambi? (wav)216KB
Scully-Your
contact, while interesting in the context of science fiction,
it was at least in my memory recounting a poorly valed synopisis
of and episode of rocky and bullwinkle
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Scully-You
never saw this, it didn't happen, you tell anyone, your a dead
man (wav)94KB
Scully-Mulder,
you just unfolding like a flower. (wav)37KB
Scully-Amazing!
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Scully-Mulder
if you had to do without a cell phone for 2 minutes you'd lapse
into catatonic schizophrenia (wav)227KB
Scully-(Scully)
Sure, fine, whatever. (wav)26KB
Scully-(Scully)
Dont you touch that bed. (wav)19KB
Scully-That
was detective manners he said they just found your bleeping
UFO. (wav)91KB
Scully-Your
contact, while interesting in the context of science-fiction,
was at least in my memory recounting a poorly valed synopisis
of an episode of rocky and bullwinkle.
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Scully-You
know I haven't eaten since 6 oclock this morning and all that
was half of a cream cheese bagel, and it wasn't even real cream
cheese, it was light cream cheese (wav)68KB
Scully-Does
this have something to do with an X-File?
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Scully-Mulder
it's me. (wav)39KB
Scully-Mulder
why can't you just accept the facts? (wav)21KB
Scully-Mulder
the truth is out there,.. but so are lies
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Scully and
Blevins-(Blevins) The're extreemly serious charges (Scully)
Yes sir but I have proof (wav)92KB
Mulder-After
all I've seen and experienced I refuse to believe that it's
not true (wav)51KB
Mulder-There
shutting us down Scully (wav)17KB
Mulder-I'm
agent Fox Mulder this is agent Dana Scully we're with the Federal
Bureau of Investigation, do you mind if we come in?
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Mulder-I
can't give up, not as long as the truth is out there
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Mulder-It's
not really black hole season either (wav)38KB
Mulder-Plus
jumpers tend to open the window before they jump
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Mulder-Please
tell me youre here with severe chest pains
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Mulder-You
know, they say when you talk to god its prayer, but when god
talks to you its schizophrenia (wav)76KB
Mulder-Level
4 Clearance that means I get to dine at the officers club
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Mulder-Extrodinary
Phenomena (wav)12KB
Mulder-I
want to believe (wav)23KB
Mulder-How
do I say this without using any negative words Scully
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Mulder-I
was a dead man, now I'm back (wav)29KB
Mulder-Did
you really think you could call up the devil and ask him to
behave (wav)33KB
Mulder-Take
your best shot Scully but I think there's more going here than
Luke Skywalker and his lightsaber (wav)54KB
Mulder and
Langly-(Mulder) What, what is it(Langly) It's deionised
water, it's nothing more than that (wav)160KB
Mulder and
Cancer Man-(Mulder) I know the truth (Cancer Man) Do
you? (wav)74KB
Mulder and
Cancer Man-(Cancer Man)What you want most desperately
of all. (Mulder)The cure for Scullys cancer?
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Mulder-Go
girl. (wav)23KB
Mulder-Its
your case remember Scully, do you have any suspects?
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Mulder-Do
you believe in the existance of extraterristrials?
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Mulder-You
can deny all the things i've seen, all the things i've discovered,
but not for much longer. Because too many others know whats
happening out there. And no-one, no government agency has juristiction
over the truth. (wav)159KB
Mulder and
Skinner-(Skinner) You're moving pretty good for a dead
man(Mulder)I'm only half dead. (wav)52KB
Mulder-I
did not. (wav)21KB
Mulder-Monsters?
I'm your boy. (wav)32KB
Mulder-Yesterday
morning began like any other morning. You arrived at the office
characteristicly less than exhuberent.
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Mulder-C'mon
Scully get those little legs movin' c'mon.
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Mulder-Oh
shi*. (wav)31KB
Mulder-5
years together Scully, you must have seen this coming.
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Mulder-I
think if you prepare people well enough to believe a lie they
will believe it as if it were true. (wav)118KB
Mulder-FBI...
F....B....I. (wav)61KB
Mulder-If
you don't hear from me by midnight, feed my fish.
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Mulder-One
more anal-probing-gyro-pryo-levitating-ecoplasym alien antimatter
story and i'm going to take out my gun and shoot somebody.
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Mulder-Yeah
well i'm going to stay here because my ass is frozen.
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Mulder-Greetings
from planet Earth. (wav)22KB
Mulder-Do
you have an old cemetary in town, off the beaten path, the creepier
the better? (wav)37KB
Skinner-You
can't do this (wav)19KB
Skinner-The
smoking Man is dead (wav)29KB
Skinner-What
did you have me cover up (wav)17KB
Skinner-You
don't want to forget who your friends are agent Mulder, to remember
who you can trust (wav)124KB
Skinner-Watch
your back, this is just the beginning.
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Skinner-Agent
Mulder think very carefully about the next words that come out
of your mouth. (wav)48KB
Skinner-You
can't ask the truth of a man who trades in lies
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Skinner-As
of right now i'm reopening the X-Files
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Skinner-Every
minute of each day we choose, who we are, who we forgive, who
we defend and protect, to choose a side or to walk the line,
to play the middle, to straddle the fence between what is and
what should be. This was the course I chose, trying to find
the delicate balance of interest that can never exsist, choosing
by not choosing, defending a center which cannot hold
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Deep Throat-That's
systematically destroying all the evidence
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Deep Throat-Always
keep your friends close, but keep your enemys closer
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Deep Throat and
Mulder-(Deep Throat)Why are those like yourself who believe
in the existance of extreterrestial life on this earth not dissuaded
by all the evidence to the contrary? (Mulder)Because all the
evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive. (Deep Throat)Precisely.
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Deep Throat-And
a lie Mr Mulder is most convincinly hidden between two truths
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Deep Throat-Trust
no one 67KB(wav)
Deep Throat and
Mulder-(Mulder)I don't believe you. (Deep Throat)There
are limits to my knoledge Mr Mulder (wav)86KB
Deep Throat-I
did'nt anticipate the speed and precision of their cleanup operation,
that's systematically destroying the evidence
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Deep Throat and
Mulder-(Mulder)The're here are'nt they? (Deep Throat)Mr
Mulder "They" have been here for a long long time.
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Mr X-They
only have one policy...deny everything
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Mr X-You'll
only win the war if you pick the right battles agent Mulder.
This is a battle you cant win. (wav)56KB
Mr X and Mulder-(Mulder)Do
they have something on him? (Mr X)They have something on everyone
Mr Mulder. The question is, when the'll use it.
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Mr X-Don't
unlock doors you're not prepared to go through Agent Scully.
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Mr X-This
reaches beyond any of us Mr Mulder. (wav)23KB
Mr X-Feel
better now? (wav)9KB
Mr X-The
law will not punish these people. (wav)21KB
Mr X-I
heard it was a lone gunman. (wav)20KB
Mr X-There
are no answers for you Mr Mulder. (wav)26KB
Mr X and Mulder-(Mulder)I
need his help. (Mr X)Noone can help you now.
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Mr X-Noone
touched this man. (wav)18KB
Mr X-I'd
prefer to speak with Agent Mulder directly.
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Well Manicured
Man-We predict the future, the best way to predict the
future is to invent it. (wav)63KB
Well Manicured
Man-Why would i lie to you?. (wav)19KB
Well Manicured
Man-This is not a profession for men who make mistakes.
My god you pursue to make us believe you can simply fix it with
enough bullets. (wav)100KB
Well Manicured
Man and Scully-(Scully)You're not protecting me, you're
protecting yourself. (WMM)Why should that surprise you, motives
are rarely unselfish. (wav)68KB
Cancer
Man-I'm not afraid to die(wav)
Cancer Man-The
fiercest enemy is the man who has nothing else to lose(wav)
Cancer Man-I
couldn't care less(wav)
Cancer Man-No
one bothered to inform me of this(wav)
Cancer Man-I
will not be cut out like this(wav)
Cancer Man-I've
never underestimated Mulder, I still dont(wav)
Cancer Man-I'm
here tonight as a friend agent Mulder(wav)
Cancer Man
and Elder-(Cancer man)I trust you've heard,(Elder)Mulder
is alive...(wav)
Cancer Man-Quit
the FBI come work for me, I can make your problems go away(wav)
Cancer Man-As
i've said all along, Mulder is much more valuble to us alive(wav)
Cancer Man-You
think i'm the devil Mr Skinner(wav)
Cancer Man-That
was the phone call I never wanted to get(wav)
Cancer Man-As
long as i'm alive that does'nt happen(wav)
Cancer Man-Control
the board, know which men to sacrifice and when(wav)
Cancer Man-I'm
in the game because i believe what i'm doing is right(wav)
Cancer Man-"Life
... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory
gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all
you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck
with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly
wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once
in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an english toffee,
but they're gone too fast, and the taste is ... fleeting.
So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened
jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough
to eat those, all you've got left is an empty box filled with
useless brown paper wrappers.(wav)
Cancer Man-As
long as i'm alive that does'nt happen(wav)
Cancer Man-I
could'nt care less(wav)
Cancer Man-Whats
the matter? Don't you believe in miracles?(wav)
Cancer Man-A
man digs a hole, he risks falling into it.(wav)
Cancer Man-I've
been expecting you(wav)
Cancer Man-You
need my expertise.(wav)
Cancer Man-If
people were to know of the things I know, it would all fall
apart.(wav)
Cancer Man-I'm
in the game because i believe what i'm doing is right.(wav)
Cancer Man-Noone
bothered to inform me of this.(wav)
Cancer Man-You
can kill a man but you cant kill what he stands for, unless
you first break his sprit, thats a beautiful thing to see.(wav)
Cancer Man-I
think the less you know the better(wav)
Cancer Man-I
would'nt get too comftable on your moral high ground Mr Skinner.(wav)
Cancer Man-We
tell you only what you need to know.(wav)
Cancer Man-It
seems i've been left out of the loop.(wav)
Cancer Man-Payback's
a bitch Ivan.(wav)
Cancer Man-As
always we maintain plausible denial.(wav)
Cancer Man-Don't
try and threaten me Mulder, I've watched presidents die.(wav)
Cancer Man-You're
in no position to question the terms of our arrangement.(wav)
Cancer Man-You're
time is over, and you leave with nothing.(wav)
Cancer Man-This
only happened because you left your job unfinished.(wav)
Cancer Man-You
have no rights, only orders to be carried out.(wav)
FTF
Mulder and
Scully-(Scully) I had you. (Mulder) No you didn't.
(Scully) Oh yeah, i had you big time. (Mulder) You had nothing.
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Mulder and
Scully-(Mulder) Scully. (Scully) Yeah? (Mulder) Run!
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Mulder-
I'm the key figure in an on-going government charade, the
plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extra-terrestrials.
It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players from
the highest levels of power and it reaches down to the lives
of every man, woman, and child on this planet. . So of course
no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke
to my peers. They call me Spooky. Spooky Mulder whose sister
was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now
chases after little green men with a badge and a gun shouting
to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is
in that the sky is falling . (wav)85KB
First Elder,
WMM and Strughold-(First Elder) The virus has mutated.
(WMM) Into what? (Strughold) A new extraterrestrial biological
entity. (WMM) My god! (wav)224KB
Well Manicured
Man-Kill Mulder, we take the risk of turning one man's
quest into a crusade. (wav)63KB
Well Manicured
Man-Trust no one Mr Mulder. (wav)92KB
SIM
Mulder
and Scully- (Mulder)Wait a minute scully, whats the
point of this test? (Scully)No point, I just thought he could
stand to lose a little weight. (Mulder)His jiggling is almost
hypnotic. (Scully)Yes it's like a lava lamp.(wav)109KB
Scully and
Homer- (Scully)This is a simple lie detector, i'll
ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully,
do you understand?(Homer)Yes (Explosion is heard)(wav)99KB
Mulder-
Agents Mulder and Scully F.B.I(wav)94KB
Mulder and
Scully- (Mulder)There's been another unsubstantiated
UFO sighting in the heartland of America, weve gotta get there
right away.(Scully)Well gee Mulder there also this report
os a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New
Jersey tonight. (Mulder)I hardly think the FBI is concerned
about matters like that.(wav)164KB
Mulder-
The truth is out there!(wav)101KB
Mulder and
Scully- (Scully)This is the worst assignment weve ever
had.(Mulder)Worse than the time we were attacked by the flesh
eating virus? (Sound of turtle biting Abe Simpson) (Abe)Ow
he bit me with my ovn teeth. (Scully)No this is much more
irritating.(wav)123KB
Mulder and
Scully- (Scully)I've seen enough Mulder, lets go.(Mulder)Yeah
okay, but somewhere out there something is watching us there
are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive, are we
alone in the universe? Impossible, when you consider the wonders
that exsist all around us, voodoo preists of hati, the tibetan
numerologists of Apalaticha, the unsolved mysteries of unsolved
mysteries, the truth is out there.(wav)251KB
Lenoard
Nimoy- The following tale of alien encounters is true.
And by true i mean false. It's all lies, but they'e entertaining
lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? (pause) The
answer is no.(wav)162KB
Homer and
Bart- (Homer) I'll prove i'm right, this Friday we're
going back to the woods, and we're going to find that alien.(Bart)
What if we don't?(Homer) We'll fake it and sell it to the
FOX network.(Bart) *laughs* They'll buy anything. (Homer)
Now son they do a lot of quality programming too. *Both laugh*
I kill me.(wav)242KB
Bart-
When you get a little older, you'll learn that Friday's just
another day between NBC's messy Thursday and CBS' Saturday
night crap-o-rama.(wav)98KB
Lenny and
Carl- (Lenny) It's bringing love, don't let it get
away.(Carl) Break its legs.(wav)42KB
Lisa-
Its just that people who claim they've seen aliens are always
pathetic lowlife's with boring jobs.... Oh, and you dad. *nervous
laugh*(wav)90KB
Alien-
I bring you peace.(wav)29KB
Bart-
I an the thing from uranus.(wav)112KB
Homer-
You are one fine lookin' woman lady, if i wasn't married i'd
go out with you like that. I am so sorry, whatever you do
don't tell Marge, god i love her...I, hey a penny.(wav)112KB
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