The X-Files Theme (wav)720K
The X-Files Theme (au)360K
The X-Files Theme (mid)14KB
The X-Files Theme (mid)112KB

Mulder and Scully-(Mulder)Tell me i'm crazy,(Scully)Mulder youre crazy (wav)37KB
Mulder and Scully-(Mulder) did you see what he did to my phone (Scully) so what are we supposed to charge him with assulting a cellular phone (wav)48KB
Mulder and Scully-(Scully)I don't know how you could think that what they say is even remotely plausible. (Mulder)I think its remotely plausible that someone might think you're hot. (wav)74KB
Mulder and Scully-(Scully)And the he sort of flew at me, like a flying squirrel. (Mulder)Wh, well i don't think i'd use the term flying squirrel when i talk to skinner, but, yeah thats what happened. (wav)105KB
Mulder and Scully-(Scully)Well its obviously not a vampire. (Mulder)Well, why not.(Scully) Because they dont exsist (wav)65KB
Mulder and Scully-(Scully)Why do you always have to drive? Because your the guy? Your the big macho man?. (Mulder)No. I was just never sure your little feet could reach the pedals (wav)99KB
Mulder and Scully-(Mulder)Ah there's an intersection up here, your gonna wanna, Scully youre gonna wanna, You just ran a stop sign back there Scully! (Scully)Shut up Mulder (Mulder)Sure fine whatever. (wav)130KB
Mulder and Scully-(Mulder)I was told once that the best way to regenerate body heat is to crawl naked into a sleeping bag with some body eles who was already naked. (Scully)Mabye if it rains sleeping bags you'll get lucky. (wav)207KB
Mulder and Scully-(Mulder)I thought you weren't answering your cellphone. (Scully)Then why d'you call? (wav)207KB
Mulder and Scully-(Mulder) You really believe that story(Scully) That story happens to be highly classified (Mulder) A highly classified lie (wav)73KB
Mulder and Scully-(Mulder)Dana? He never even knew your first name. (Scully)Are you going to interupt me or what? (Mulder)No go ahead...Dana. (wav) 158KB
Mulder and Scully-(Scully) Why would he leave his own country to come here? (Mulder) Free cable (wav)38KB
Mulder and Scully-(Scully) However i must remind you this goes against the bureau's policy of male and female agents consorting in the same motel room while on assignment(Mulder) Try any of that crap on me scully, i'll kick your ass. (wav)38KB
Mulder and Scully-(Scully) Nonsensical repetive behavior is a common trait of mental illness(Mulder) Trying to tell me something? (wav)38KB
Mulder, Scully and Skinner-(Scully)Mulder, please just keep reminding me that you were drunk. (Mulder)Would you stop that. Just stop it. (Skinner)Scully, Mulder. (Mulder)I was drugged. (wav)163KB
Mulder and Scully-(Mulder) One girl was just abducted(Scully) Kidnapped (Mulder) Po-tay-to, Po-tah-to (wav)61KB
Mulder and Scully-(Scully) Mulder (Mulder) You okay (Mulder) I feel better than you look (wav)73KB

Mulder and Scully-(Scully) 75% Blood loss, thats over 4 litres of blood (Mulder) Could say the man was running on empty (wav)84KB
Mulder and Scully-(Scully) Those lights the driver saw, may have been swamp gas. (Mulder) Swamp gas? (Scully) Ita a natural phenomenom in which phosphene and methane rising from decaying organic matter ignite, creating globes of blue flame. (Mulder) Happens to me when i eat Dodger dogs... (wav)185KB
Mulder and Scully-(Scully) Thats spooky (Mulder) Thats my name isn't it (wav)26KB
Mulder and Scully-(Mulder)Scully? (Scully)Yes? (Mulder)Marry Me. (wav)38KB
Mulder and Scully-(Mulder)Religion is mascared as the paranormal since the dawn of time to justify some of the most horrible acts in history. (Scully) I was raised to believ that god has his reasons however mysterious. (Mulder) He may well have his reasons, but he seems to use a lot of psychotics to carry out his job orders. (wav)161KB
Mulder and Scully-(Scully)He had big buck teeth? No he did'nt. And thats significant how? (Mulder)I'm just trying to be through. (wav)150KB
Mulder and Scully-(Scully)Mulder did you see their eyes? If I were that stoned...(Mulder) Ooo, if you were that stoned what?. (wav)66KB
Mulder and Scully-(Mulder)Imagine if you could come back and take out five people who had caused you to suffer. Who would they be? (Scully)I only get five? (Mulder)I remembered your birthday this year did'nt i Scully? (wav)124KB
Mulder and Scully-(Mulder)Scully at the risk of you telling me "i told you so" I think its time for you to get down here and help me. (Scully)I told you so. (wav)73KB
Mulder and Scully-(Mulder) They're getting away with it Scully. (Scully)They've gotten away with it Mulder. (wav)62KB
Mulder and Scully-I can neither confirm or deny agent Mulder's version of events which occured outside my presence. (Mulder)I can neither confirm or deny agent Scully's version of events, but um (Scully)Anyway I was drugged. (wav)160KB


Scully-Did he have a light saber? (wav)17KB
Scully-Man that guy really pisses me off. (wav)17KB
Scully-Somebody is accessing my computer. (wav)45KB
Scully-It's a dead cow... (wav)17KB
Scully-Yesterday morning when i arrived at work. You were characteristicly exhuberent. (wav)112KB
Scully-Mulder you're nuts. (wav)31KB
Scully-I spend hours on my feet doing an autopsy all you, i do it all for you Mulder. (wav)52KB
Scully-Heart weighs 370g, tissue appears healthy. Left lung weighs 345g, tissue appears healthy. Large intestine 890g, yada-yada-yada (wav)285KB
Scully-Her name is bambi? (wav)216KB
Scully-Your contact, while interesting in the context of science fiction, it was at least in my memory recounting a poorly valed synopisis of and episode of rocky and bullwinkle (wav)114KB
Scully-You never saw this, it didn't happen, you tell anyone, your a dead man (wav)94KB
Scully-Mulder, you just unfolding like a flower. (wav)37KB
Scully-Amazing! (wav)15KB
Scully-Mulder if you had to do without a cell phone for 2 minutes you'd lapse into catatonic schizophrenia (wav)227KB
Scully-(Scully) Sure, fine, whatever. (wav)26KB
Scully-(Scully) Dont you touch that bed. (wav)19KB
Scully-That was detective manners he said they just found your bleeping UFO. (wav)91KB
Scully-Your contact, while interesting in the context of science-fiction, was at least in my memory recounting a poorly valed synopisis of an episode of rocky and bullwinkle. (wav)114KB
Scully-You know I haven't eaten since 6 oclock this morning and all that was half of a cream cheese bagel, and it wasn't even real cream cheese, it was light cream cheese (wav)68KB
Scully-Does this have something to do with an X-File? (wav)39KB
Scully-Mulder it's me. (wav)39KB
Scully-Mulder why can't you just accept the facts? (wav)21KB
Scully-Mulder the truth is out there,.. but so are lies (wav)48KB
Scully and Blevins-(Blevins) The're extreemly serious charges (Scully) Yes sir but I have proof (wav)92KB

Mulder-After all I've seen and experienced I refuse to believe that it's not true (wav)51KB
Mulder-There shutting us down Scully (wav)17KB
Mulder-I'm agent Fox Mulder this is agent Dana Scully we're with the Federal Bureau of Investigation, do you mind if we come in? (wav)59KB
Mulder-I can't give up, not as long as the truth is out there (wav)84KB
Mulder-It's not really black hole season either (wav)38KB
Mulder-Plus jumpers tend to open the window before they jump (wav)26KB
Mulder-Please tell me youre here with severe chest pains (wav)60KB
Mulder-You know, they say when you talk to god its prayer, but when god talks to you its schizophrenia (wav)76KB
Mulder-Level 4 Clearance that means I get to dine at the officers club (wav)74KB
Mulder-Extrodinary Phenomena (wav)12KB
Mulder-I want to believe (wav)23KB
Mulder-How do I say this without using any negative words Scully (wav)58KB
Mulder-I was a dead man, now I'm back (wav)29KB
Mulder-Did you really think you could call up the devil and ask him to behave (wav)33KB
Mulder-Take your best shot Scully but I think there's more going here than Luke Skywalker and his lightsaber (wav)54KB
Mulder and Langly-(Mulder) What, what is it(Langly) It's deionised water, it's nothing more than that (wav)160KB
Mulder and Cancer Man-(Mulder) I know the truth (Cancer Man) Do you? (wav)74KB
Mulder and Cancer Man-(Cancer Man)What you want most desperately of all. (Mulder)The cure for Scullys cancer? (wav)105KB
Mulder-Go girl. (wav)23KB
Mulder-Its your case remember Scully, do you have any suspects? (wav)25KB
Mulder-Do you believe in the existance of extraterristrials? (wav)36KB
Mulder-You can deny all the things i've seen, all the things i've discovered, but not for much longer. Because too many others know whats happening out there. And no-one, no government agency has juristiction over the truth. (wav)159KB
Mulder and Skinner-(Skinner) You're moving pretty good for a dead man(Mulder)I'm only half dead. (wav)52KB
Mulder-I did not. (wav)21KB
Mulder-Monsters? I'm your boy. (wav)32KB
Mulder-Yesterday morning began like any other morning. You arrived at the office characteristicly less than exhuberent. (wav)63KB
Mulder-C'mon Scully get those little legs movin' c'mon. (wav)26KB
Mulder-Oh shi*. (wav)31KB
Mulder-5 years together Scully, you must have seen this coming. (wav)83KB
Mulder-I think if you prepare people well enough to believe a lie they will believe it as if it were true. (wav)118KB
Mulder-FBI... F....B....I. (wav)61KB
Mulder-If you don't hear from me by midnight, feed my fish. (wav)50KB
Mulder-One more anal-probing-gyro-pryo-levitating-ecoplasym alien antimatter story and i'm going to take out my gun and shoot somebody. (wav)80KB
Mulder-Yeah well i'm going to stay here because my ass is frozen. (wav)30KB
Mulder-Greetings from planet Earth. (wav)22KB
Mulder-Do you have an old cemetary in town, off the beaten path, the creepier the better? (wav)37KB

Skinner-You can't do this (wav)19KB
Skinner-The smoking Man is dead (wav)29KB
Skinner-What did you have me cover up (wav)17KB
Skinner-You don't want to forget who your friends are agent Mulder, to remember who you can trust (wav)124KB

Skinner-Watch your back, this is just the beginning. (wav)88KB
Skinner-Agent Mulder think very carefully about the next words that come out of your mouth. (wav)48KB
Skinner-You can't ask the truth of a man who trades in lies (wav)30KB
Skinner-As of right now i'm reopening the X-Files (wav)41KB
Skinner-Every minute of each day we choose, who we are, who we forgive, who we defend and protect, to choose a side or to walk the line, to play the middle, to straddle the fence between what is and what should be. This was the course I chose, trying to find the delicate balance of interest that can never exsist, choosing by not choosing, defending a center which cannot hold (wav)383KB

Deep Throat-That's systematically destroying all the evidence (wav)27KB
Deep Throat-Always keep your friends close, but keep your enemys closer (wav)104KB
Deep Throat and Mulder-(Deep Throat)Why are those like yourself who believe in the existance of extreterrestial life on this earth not dissuaded by all the evidence to the contrary? (Mulder)Because all the evidence to the contrary is not entirely dissuasive. (Deep Throat)Precisely. (wav)435KB
Deep Throat-And a lie Mr Mulder is most convincinly hidden between two truths (wav)59KB
Deep Throat-Trust no one 67KB(wav)
Deep Throat and Mulder-(Mulder)I don't believe you. (Deep Throat)There are limits to my knoledge Mr Mulder (wav)86KB
Deep Throat-I did'nt anticipate the speed and precision of their cleanup operation, that's systematically destroying the evidence (wav)63KB
Deep Throat and Mulder-(Mulder)The're here are'nt they? (Deep Throat)Mr Mulder "They" have been here for a long long time. (wav)69KB

Mr X-They only have one policy...deny everything (wav)65KB
Mr X-You'll only win the war if you pick the right battles agent Mulder. This is a battle you cant win. (wav)56KB
Mr X and Mulder-(Mulder)Do they have something on him? (Mr X)They have something on everyone Mr Mulder. The question is, when the'll use it. (wav)80KB
Mr X-Don't unlock doors you're not prepared to go through Agent Scully. (wav)79KB
Mr X-This reaches beyond any of us Mr Mulder. (wav)23KB
Mr X-Feel better now? (wav)9KB
Mr X-The law will not punish these people. (wav)21KB
Mr X-I heard it was a lone gunman. (wav)20KB
Mr X-There are no answers for you Mr Mulder. (wav)26KB
Mr X and Mulder-(Mulder)I need his help. (Mr X)Noone can help you now. (wav)28KB
Mr X-Noone touched this man. (wav)18KB
Mr X-I'd prefer to speak with Agent Mulder directly. (wav)26KB

Well Manicured Man-We predict the future, the best way to predict the future is to invent it. (wav)63KB
Well Manicured Man-Why would i lie to you?. (wav)19KB
Well Manicured Man-This is not a profession for men who make mistakes. My god you pursue to make us believe you can simply fix it with enough bullets. (wav)100KB
Well Manicured Man and Scully-(Scully)You're not protecting me, you're protecting yourself. (WMM)Why should that surprise you, motives are rarely unselfish. (wav)68KB

 

Cancer Man-I'm not afraid to die(wav)
Cancer Man-The fiercest enemy is the man who has nothing else to lose(wav)
Cancer Man-I couldn't care less(wav)
Cancer Man-No one bothered to inform me of this(wav)
Cancer Man-I will not be cut out like this(wav)
Cancer Man-I've never underestimated Mulder, I still dont(wav)
Cancer Man-I'm here tonight as a friend agent Mulder(wav)
Cancer Man and Elder-(Cancer man)I trust you've heard,(Elder)Mulder is alive...(wav)
Cancer Man-Quit the FBI come work for me, I can make your problems go away(wav)
Cancer Man-As i've said all along, Mulder is much more valuble to us alive(wav)
Cancer Man-You think i'm the devil Mr Skinner(wav)
Cancer Man-That was the phone call I never wanted to get(wav)
Cancer Man-As long as i'm alive that does'nt happen(wav)
Cancer Man-Control the board, know which men to sacrifice and when(wav)
Cancer Man-I'm in the game because i believe what i'm doing is right(wav)
Cancer Man-"Life ... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. So, you're stuck with this undefinable whipped mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an english toffee, but they're gone too fast, and the taste is ... fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. And if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is an empty box filled with useless brown paper wrappers.(wav)
Cancer Man-As long as i'm alive that does'nt happen(wav)
Cancer Man-I could'nt care less(wav)
Cancer Man-Whats the matter? Don't you believe in miracles?(wav)
Cancer Man-A man digs a hole, he risks falling into it.(wav)
Cancer Man-I've been expecting you(wav)
Cancer Man-You need my expertise.(wav)
Cancer Man-If people were to know of the things I know, it would all fall apart.(wav)
Cancer Man-I'm in the game because i believe what i'm doing is right.(wav)
Cancer Man-Noone bothered to inform me of this.(wav)
Cancer Man-You can kill a man but you cant kill what he stands for, unless you first break his sprit, thats a beautiful thing to see.(wav)
Cancer Man-I think the less you know the better(wav)
Cancer Man-I would'nt get too comftable on your moral high ground Mr Skinner.(wav)
Cancer Man-We tell you only what you need to know.(wav)
Cancer Man-It seems i've been left out of the loop.(wav)
Cancer Man-Payback's a bitch Ivan.(wav)
Cancer Man-As always we maintain plausible denial.(wav)
Cancer Man-Don't try and threaten me Mulder, I've watched presidents die.(wav)
Cancer Man-You're in no position to question the terms of our arrangement.(wav)
Cancer Man-You're time is over, and you leave with nothing.(wav)
Cancer Man-This only happened because you left your job unfinished.(wav)
Cancer Man-You have no rights, only orders to be carried out.(wav)

FTF
Mulder and Scully-(Scully) I had you. (Mulder) No you didn't. (Scully) Oh yeah, i had you big time. (Mulder) You had nothing. (wav)47KB
Mulder and Scully-(Mulder) Scully. (Scully) Yeah? (Mulder) Run! (wav)38KB
Mulder- I'm the key figure in an on-going government charade, the plot to conceal the truth about the existence of extra-terrestrials. It's a global conspiracy, actually, with key players from the highest levels of power and it reaches down to the lives of every man, woman, and child on this planet. . So of course no one believes me. I'm an annoyance to my superiors, a joke to my peers. They call me Spooky. Spooky Mulder whose sister was abducted by aliens when he was just a kid and who now chases after little green men with a badge and a gun shouting to the heavens or to anyone who will listen that the fix is in that the sky is falling . (wav)85KB
First Elder, WMM and Strughold-(First Elder) The virus has mutated. (WMM) Into what? (Strughold) A new extraterrestrial biological entity. (WMM) My god! (wav)224KB
Well Manicured Man-Kill Mulder, we take the risk of turning one man's quest into a crusade. (wav)63KB
Well Manicured Man-Trust no one Mr Mulder. (wav)92KB

SIM

Mulder and Scully- (Mulder)Wait a minute scully, whats the point of this test? (Scully)No point, I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight. (Mulder)His jiggling is almost hypnotic. (Scully)Yes it's like a lava lamp.(wav)109KB
Scully and Homer- (Scully)This is a simple lie detector, i'll ask you a few yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully, do you understand?(Homer)Yes (Explosion is heard)(wav)99KB
Mulder- Agents Mulder and Scully F.B.I(wav)94KB
Mulder and Scully- (Mulder)There's been another unsubstantiated UFO sighting in the heartland of America, weve gotta get there right away.(Scully)Well gee Mulder there also this report os a shipment of drugs and illegal weapons coming into New Jersey tonight. (Mulder)I hardly think the FBI is concerned about matters like that.(wav)164KB
Mulder- The truth is out there!(wav)101KB
Mulder and Scully- (Scully)This is the worst assignment weve ever had.(Mulder)Worse than the time we were attacked by the flesh eating virus? (Sound of turtle biting Abe Simpson) (Abe)Ow he bit me with my ovn teeth. (Scully)No this is much more irritating.(wav)123KB
Mulder and Scully- (Scully)I've seen enough Mulder, lets go.(Mulder)Yeah okay, but somewhere out there something is watching us there are alien forces acting in ways we can't perceive, are we alone in the universe? Impossible, when you consider the wonders that exsist all around us, voodoo preists of hati, the tibetan numerologists of Apalaticha, the unsolved mysteries of unsolved mysteries, the truth is out there.(wav)251KB
Lenoard Nimoy- The following tale of alien encounters is true. And by true i mean false. It's all lies, but they'e entertaining lies, and in the end isn't that the real truth? (pause) The answer is no.(wav)162KB
Homer and Bart- (Homer) I'll prove i'm right, this Friday we're going back to the woods, and we're going to find that alien.(Bart) What if we don't?(Homer) We'll fake it and sell it to the FOX network.(Bart) *laughs* They'll buy anything. (Homer) Now son they do a lot of quality programming too. *Both laugh* I kill me.(wav)242KB
Bart- When you get a little older, you'll learn that Friday's just another day between NBC's messy Thursday and CBS' Saturday night crap-o-rama.(wav)98KB
Lenny and Carl- (Lenny) It's bringing love, don't let it get away.(Carl) Break its legs.(wav)42KB
Lisa- Its just that people who claim they've seen aliens are always pathetic lowlife's with boring jobs.... Oh, and you dad. *nervous laugh*(wav)90KB
Alien- I bring you peace.(wav)29KB
Bart- I an the thing from uranus.(wav)112KB
Homer- You are one fine lookin' woman lady, if i wasn't married i'd go out with you like that. I am so sorry, whatever you do don't tell Marge, god i love her...I, hey a penny.(wav)112KB